02 6 / 2012
I watched
- Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
- Breakfast at Tiffany’s
- Doubt
and I have SATs in the morning.
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30 5 / 2012
If there is a Zombie Apocalypse
White people gon’ be glad niggas got all these guns in the hood.
White people gonna be fucked though cause we ain’t riding for them.
Y’all gon’ be the first ones to go a long with the Asians.Zombie: urhghhh… brains…
Me: Aye, bruh, yeah you.. Johnny Nguyen lives in that building in apartment 3C. He’s half white and half asian and he’s rich as a muhfucka so his brains must taste like lobster or some shit and he’s republican so… Yeah, get em boy.
Zombie: I ain’t had lobster in mad long, nigga. Good looks on that.
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29 5 / 2012
i was just on facebook and some nigga just clowned some sissylala boy who was boo lovin his bitch
and i started screaming like nahhhhhhhhh brah nah foRELLA like nah niggabreh
“niggabreh”
i legitimately slurred the words and said it was one
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29 5 / 2012
A New Jersey man who repeatedly stabbed himself and threw pieces of his flesh and intestines at law enforcement officials remains hospitalized in critical condition, according to the Associated Press.
Police on Sunday responded to call from someone saying 43-year-old Wayne Carter was threatening to hurt himself with a 12-inch knife.
When police arrived at the residence, the man yelled at the officers and stabbed himself. As police entered, he threw pieces of his own body at them and threatened them with his knife.
When pepper-spray had no effect on Carter, police retreated and called the SWAT team, who subdued him with beanbag projectiles.
“The scene was a bloody mess,” a police official told Cliffview Pilot. “The SWAT team members had to be decontaminated due to the amount of blood.”
Carter reportedly damaged a major stomach artery and had more than 50 stab wounds.
Police are awaiting the results of a blood test to determine if Carter had ingested any psychoactive substances.
It’s not just Florida anymore.
keep this shit out of my state boi
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